apple sourz


the most pointless spirit to be made of all time, comes in many useless flavours and is consumed by cowardly students who know no better who try and look ‘ard but the barman is laughing his -ss off at them and calling them a pr-ck as they leave the bar, with all the other barmen/women around him laughing also.
guy – hey barman, gimme 2 shots of apple sourz.
guy 2 – wow, where so hardcore
barman – errrm, no, f-ck off out of my pub you cowards.

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