Apple Store

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the store you go to simply play with their stuff, and not actually buy anything
person 1: “lol, wered u take this pic??”
person 2: “photobooth at the apple store :p”
the place where you go to try and buy apple products, but can’t because none of the ubernerd f-ckfaces will ever wait on you. everyone in the store seems to be on some kind of techno high, surrounded by all this new apple sh-t. the people who work there will ignore you if you don’t look like some nerd spaz d-ckweed, a.k.a. their people. you can somehow get put on a list of people who the appleheads will wait on first, like getting in line but without the line but with total chaos and no organization.the appleseeds all roll around with their f-cking ipods typing sh-t in and runing back to the store room so you can’t ask them any questions. you can go up to the counter and stand in front of at least 3 applef-ckers and be ignored and p-ssed over, at which point you may feel like picking up one of the stools and smashing the f-ck out of something. in my personal experince, waiting for 45 min. to just pick up something that i ordered, i saw 2 applegeeks give each other a hi-five and say good day at work see you tommorow, real cool. i just can’t belive some many f-cking tools can be lumped up into one place, and they all say i’ll have to ckeck the warranty on that and run some diagnostics on that, no matter what you hand them or what the problem is. needless to say it probally is faster and far less aggravation to order something online and wait at your front door.
dude 1 : i went to the apple store yesterday to get my iphone looked at.

dude 2: what happened?

dude 1: they said they would check the warranty, and run some diagnostics on it.

dude 2 : what then?

dude 1: they said some internal sh-t was bad and the warranty was up, so they would give me like 25 bucks off a new one.

dude 2 : so did you get a new one?

dude 1 : well being over a barrel and all i had no choice, so these f-ckers then probably turned around and fixed my old one for like 5 bucks and will sell it as refurbished.

dude 2 : that sucks , to get f-cked by appleheads.
a commercial store which is the epitome of fun, and a new highly responsive trend. the store is located in most malls around america, and even some randomly placed on the streets. upon entering, customers generally clump around a particularly large screen to play with the computers and frequently check their mysp-ces. some choose to download some tunes to the ipods that are in the store, so that whenever they feel like jamming, they can return to the store and blast their music once again. most customers aren’t customers at all. in fact, the place is raging with teenagers who are bored out of their skulls and seek cheap amus-m-nt. they enter the store and immediately begin playing with a popular program on the new macintosh computers appropriately named “photo booth” in which you can change the face of the camera to “pimp out your pics”. this is seen as the new and fashionable thing to do, especially if you have a mysp-ce. it is quite common to see a group of young teens huddle close around a computer, make a series of funny faces and laugh hysterically, then leave promptly. the apple store is the place to get new mysp-ce photos when you are in a jam and don’t have a real camera on you.
girl 1-i need a new mysp-ce picture stat!
girl 2-lets go to the apple store! it’s the ghetto thing to do!

boy 1-yo dis is gonna look hot on my mysp-ce fo’ real!