Apple Valley, Minnesota


a large suburb south of minneapolis filled with people who are way too athletic and that make fat lazy people feel bad.
person 1: on my way home today i saw 5 people out jogging.
person 2: really? but it’s 20 below zero.
person 1: i know. i hate living in apple valley, minnesota. i had planned on going home, putting on sweat pants, and dominating an entire pizza while watching an episode of the biggest loser, but now i feel like i should do something athletic…like play bowling on the wii.

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