apple wanker
someone with an unnecessary amount of apple products who loves their apple products more than any other human being and is on the brink of becoming s-xually attracted to them.
guy 1: did you see marc flashing his new ipad today
guy 2: yeah, i swear that’s like his 3rd one this year
guy 1: what a douche
guy 2: yeah, he’s such an apple w-nker
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