Appleptic
portmanteau of “apple” and “epileptic.” adj. describing someone who is absolutely obsessed with apple products.
guy 1: “dude, iphone os 4 looks awesome! it has mult-tasking and app folders!”
guy 2: “stop being such an appleptic man, android and palm have had that for ages.”
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