Appletard
refers to an overly uncritical devotee of apple culture, or ilife. synonym: itard.
some appletards even began lining up outside stores for the iphone a week before its realease.
the losers that choose to stand in line for hours at an apple store any time apple releases something new.
that appletard has been in line since 4pm yesterday to get the new iphone.
an individual whoe entire life is devoted to – indeed defined by – the existence of apple products
zomg, cr-pple just released a new iphone/ipad/ipod/icar/ishoe/ichair that is slightly different to the model i already own – let’s all go an queue up for four days just to be the first to own it!!!
shut the f-ck up, you appletard
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