apply an oral vacuum


a ‘polite’ insult from the ‘cl-ss’ of ‘polite’, verbose insults
won’t you apply an oral vacuum to my r-ct-m?

let me cordially invite you to apply an oral vacuum to my crank

couldn’t you kindly administer an oral vacuum to my jonk?

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