appolyte


slavish devotee to apple products from the ipod the mac. steve jobs is their messiah and will fiercely defend him.
usually dressed in a black polo-neck.
steve jobs released the ipad in san francisco. it looked just like an iphone except it was bigger, heavier, harder to transport, more expensive and did less things. the -ssembled appolytes salivated nonetheless.

thank jobs there was someone who understood them and didn’t just produce another useless ‘gadget’ they said. the appolytes were pleased.

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