Appssistant
app-ssis-tant noun
a friend or realitive who has taken it upon themselves to tell you what apps you “need” to download.
my kids let me know which apps are best. they are my appssistants!
friend: “dude! you totally have to check out this app!”
friend 2: “what are you, my appssistant?”
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