Appundicitis
appundicitis is a cancerous disease responsible for thousands of deaths worldwide every year. when a person makes too many puns and stops being funny altogether, there is a good chance that they have contracted appundicitis. there is little to no chance of survival or recovery.
daughter: “mommy, is daddy going to be okay?”
mother: “i’m sorry, sweetie, but he’s got appundicitis. even if he were to cover, he wouldn’t be the same person he was before. he’d be less funny. we have to put him down”
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