Aqua Velva


a human male, usually bar-dwelling, who seems to use the trendiest cologne as a body lotion, and thinks that he is the reason every lady in the place came out on any particular evening. sometimes known to wear shiny clothing, lip gloss, eyeliner, and enough hair gel to make his head bullet proof. can also be identified by his justin timberlake “s-xy back” ringtone.
take a look at these aqua velvas that just walked in! they make me feel like im watching an episode of growin up gotti!
that guy at the bar in the tight shirt with the slicked back hair and the big muscles who thinks he looks good. he may also be dancing like an idiot.
hey johnny, i think that aqua velva’s trying to hit on your girlfriend

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