Aquapenis
function: noun
etymology: latin
aquap-n-s is a uniquely male experience where the p-n-s becomes very slick while penetrating a woman (or man) during copulation in water. natural feminine juices are overpowered by excessive amounts of water making the v-g-n- feel like a wet paper sack. the internal lining of the female looses its viscosity turning the normally moist pink spongecake into a t-fal lined cavern of doom.
the obvious and unfortunate side effect is less stimulating experience for both the male and female.
exposure to copious amounts of water will cause aquap-n-s in most men in less than 10 minutes.
not to be confused with shrinkage.
an excessively large p-n-s can slow down the effects of aquap-n-s, but no member is immune to its debilitating effects.
mary: hey tom…would you like to f-ck me in this large body of water?
tom: gee mary, that offer sounds groovy, but your promiscuous tendencies and that large body of water would result in the worst case of aquap-n-s known to man.
mary: shucks…i guess i’ll go ask jerome instead.
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