aquaqueef
a gush of water escaping from the v-g-n-l opening, following s-x in a water filled environment, spreading the v-lv- like the parting of the red sea. it is typically accompanied by the dreaded “wet fart” sound, and the always mortifying “wet crotch” look.
after doggie style shower s-x with her husband, kristy was talking with her father in law when a thunderous aquaqueef filled his ears, and her underwear.
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