Arabian Clunkadore
when you wrap a string around your testicular sack, soak the string in lighter fluid and then light the string on fire. you then dip your sack in ice water and your b-lls fall off. now you’ve got a nice drinking gl-ss, or better yet… a gift to give your family for the holidays!
jesus: “man! if i had a nice set of arabian clunkadores i would totally suck my dad’s p-n-s!”
mother mary: “oh boy! f-ck me dry! you sacrificed yourself for our sins and now i’m going to finger myself to death!”
jesus: “jesus christ b-tch! that’s eeeerrrroooottttiiiicccc!”
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