arabian goggles
a “seldom-seen” maneuver when you put your t-st-cl-s over her eye sockets while getting head. (picture it:-ss on forehead) it may be anatomically impossilbe, but what the f-ck else is new.
i gave her a fat pair of arabian goggles last night.
while all definitions below are true, no one has said why the goggles are ‘arabian’. here’s why: during middle eastern sandstorms, a good and loving husband will give his wife the goggles so she doesn’t get sand in her eyes. most of the other definitions make it seem like it’s rude or funny to give someone the arabian goggles, but that’s not how it started. it’s actually something only a true gentleman would do.
girl 1: so you met him at the beach? does he like you??
girl 2: like me? i think he loves me! he lent me his arabian goggles when the wind kicked up!
girl 1: what a gentleman!
the act of placing ones t-st-cl-s in the eyes of another. they will wake up only to find swaty b-lls blocking the morning sunlight from their eyes
i layed the arabian goggles on insert name
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