arabian sand monkey
when you’re having s-x on the beach with your chick, and sand gets in her p-ssy, but you just keep goin. her shrieks of pain are akin to the mating call of a howler monkey.
“dude, i was doin this chick yesterday at the beach, but she got some sand in her vajayjay.”
“what did you do?”
“well, i just gave her an arabian sand monkey, but she was p-ssed”
you put wax on the guys d-ck, put it in sand and put it into the arabian chick
can u not shove your arabian sandmonkey so far up my second nostral.
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