archimedes screw


a pump consisting of a screw within a cylinder. when the screw is turned, water is moved from one end to the other.

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when archimedes has s-x with his wife.

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when you yell ‘eureka’ upon ejaculating.

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an ancient invention that can be used in the v-g-n- to evacuate excess menses.
in an incredibly archane reference to an ancient invention, a s-xual double entendre is achieved.

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