arctic spear
the s-xual act characterized by the jumping of the male off of a cabinet or similar piece of furniture and attempting to “spear” the female with his p-n-s in whatever hole he can; highly advised not to miss, or you’ll break your d-ck off
baby i’m feeling adventurous, like an explorer. can we try the arctic spear tonight?
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