Arctic Turnip


while camping in the winter below freezing and you do not want to leave your sleeping bag you p-ss into a condom and then chuck it into the snow. in the morning your p-ss condom will be frozen thus becoming an arctic turnip.
i need to p-ss but it’s so warm in my sleeping bag.

just make an arctic turnip you b-tch. i am trying to sleep.

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