arcticonda


an anaconda that has adapted and lives in the arctic. it’s skin is made of pure impenetrable diamonds. it is bluish-white and has ice sicles for fangs. if you manage to slay an arcticonda, it turns into a pile of coal, which then combusts, turning back into a pure diamond arcticonda. an arcticonda can shapeshift in order to adapt and conquer. it can eat anything from polar bears to chuck norris.
person 1: an anaconda couldn’t kill a polar bear!
person 2: of course it could!
person 1: anacondas don’t live in the arctic!
person 2: they’re called arcticondas!
person 1: oohhhh.

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