Are Eye Sea
the f-cking coolest band ever! everyone in it totally 0wns, except the one named stumpy. she went out with riquif and ruined her life. their hit songs are “era era woot woot” and “yo diggy diggy what!” then after listening to are eye sea everyone is like “whoa! they’re f-cking good” i wish i knew about them earlier. they are the creators of rhombus. rhombus totally 0wns you. sean is god.
i wish i was in are eye sea! then it would seem like i actually have friends!
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