Are you shitting inside of me?
when something is so unbelievable that the phrase “are you sh-tting me?” is not enough. it demonstrates that the action taking place, or the event being described is so monstrously horrific that it literally feels like someone is taking a m-ssive sh-t inside of your chest. basically, the worst feeling ever is happening, and at this point you’re questioning why the f-ck.
douche: lol i totally raped this child with a pitchfork of aids
person: …are you sh-tting inside of me?
douche: …no? but i could be.
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