Are you tighter then a 5th grader


in relation to the game show are you smarter then a 5th grader, it is asking whether a female’s v-g-n- is tight or loose. or, whether she is a good girl or a dirty tea-bagging wh-r-.
i saw a hottie from across the room but she looked like she’d been p-ssed around, so before i sealed the deal i asked her, “girl i got to know, are you tighter then a 5th grader?”

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