Area Code System
every human being on the planet can be adequately described using a three-digit number (i.e. area code). the first digit denotes the rating of how attractive the face is (0-9). the second digit describes whether you would sleep with that person or not (0=no, 1=yes). and finally, the third digit describes how attractive the person’s body is (0-9).
megan fox is my dream girl, using the area code system, she’s a total 919!
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