ariolalignment
when a female’s nipples are well aligned with one another, where as an offset ariolalignment is likely symptomatic of a botched breast augmentation. term coined from ariola (term for nipple) and alignment (in correct, appropriate relative position).
dude! how can you stand watching that cr-ss type of p-rnography? i mean just look at that woman! her ariolalignment is completely off; each nipple is pointing to polar opposites of the earth! seriously, i bet she had her b–bjob done behind a chunky cheese!
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