Aristotect


an -sshole architect who thinks he/she is superior to all others on a project. aristotects can be distinguished by their unusual, usually thick, black-rimmed gl-sses and their great effort to look out of place (i.e.: wearing 4″ stilettos during a construction site review)

aristotects commonly drive land rover discoveries, “for when they have to visit the site”, despite the fact they they always park in a paved parking lot and are transported to the actual project site via a small golf cart or other vehicle.
“that architect b-tch just won’t leave us alone. she’s not even my boss and she still tells me what to do, what an aristotect.”
an -sshole architect who thinks he/she is superior to all others on a project. aristotects can be distinguished by their unusual, usually thick, black-rimmed gl-sses and their great effort to look out of place (i.e.: wearing 4″ stilettos during a construction site review)

aristotects commonly drive land rover discoveries, “for when they have to visit the site”, despite the fact they they always park in a paved parking lot and are transported to the actual project site via a small golf cart or other vehicle.
john: that building looks like sh-t.
sally: yeah, i told that to the architect and she said that we are just too uncultured to understand the design.
john: what an aristotect.

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