arithmetard
a person who is incapable of even the most basic math. (also: arithmetarded)
chad: how much do we leave for a tip?
jeff: huh?
kirk: don’t ask him, he’s an arithmetard.
one who is a complete r-t-rd when it comes to even the simplest math. especially applicable when that person should know math for their job.
i am such an arithmetard! i’m a tenured professor of theoretical physics, but can i calculate a simple tip? no!
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