Aritzian


to be a teenage girl, college student or attempting-to-be-trendy high school teacher who spends most of their weekends and weeknights at aritzia, trying on clothes, getting the employees to hold their items for a day, and desperately bringing back money the next day. to be an aritzian you have to at least spend 5 hours and $300 at artizia per month, and also you must have to take a mirror selfie and use the geotag of the store you are at, while posting the picture to instagram.
alexis – “have you seen how much molly has bought at aritzia in the past month, guys?”
emily – “how could i not have?! she has been so annoying about it.”
phoebe – “whenever i see something i like, she says she ‘already has it’ and disapproves of it immediately!”
amelia – “sounds like she is a true aritzian. should we still be friends with her?”

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