arjumand


a stunning princess from the immortal world. be careful of her as she has bewitching powers; she can cause an erection on a boy so the c-m shoots out of him 10 metres from where he is actually standing, she also has the power to be incredibly persuasive, although most people love her so much she doesn’t need to use it. she is usually the most beautiful person in the universe. has no enemies and loves to be around friends.
ooohh…tom gallagher is so lucky to have arjumand as his gf, yesterday she actually touched me; i filled a bucket when i got home with c-m… tom gallagher must really struggle to restrain himself when he even sits next to her…

omg guess what! i saw an arjumand today!!!

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