Arkansas Gun Cleaner
you know when youre pokin a girl in the dirt box and when you pull out its all covered in doo? well heres the solution. right before you pull out you give that b-tch an uppercut to the gut and while shes outta breath that ole b-tt hole will pucker up and you pull out when that things tight and your love guns clean as a whistle.
“hey man just the other day i was pourin it to my c-nt in the back door and had to go and meet the parents right after so i just gave her and myself the arkansas gun cleaner real quick.”
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