Arlo Wizzelteetz
arlo wizzelteetz in the enigmatic learder of the group known as the p-ss creek militia. arlo lives in a compound on p-ss creek in upper east tennessee. arlo is famous for having the largest p-n-s in recorded history. he is served by his right hand man and militia vice president, uncle hanker. hanker is not arlo’s uncle. wizzelteetz is not someone to be taken lightly and is considered an extremley dangerous person. when trecking through the p-ss creek area one must use extreme caution and flee immediatly if encountering wizzelteetz or hanker.
arlo wizzelteetz will soon be the leader of the “free” world.
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