Armageddon Bag


this is the pre-packed bag you have in case of an emergency. things you might need in an “oh sh-t!” moment. should include items such as toothbrush, underwear, sharpened knife, socks, duct tape …
hey hon, do you think this chainsaw will fit in our armageddon bag?

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