armchair christian
the act of a person being extremely upset when another person say they don’t believe in the man made g-d. proceeds to tell that person they will go to h-ll when they die, but in turns never goes to church or contributes to the church in any fashion.
frank: “no, i don’t go to church, i really don’t believe in the man made g-d.”
ted: “you’re going to h-ll when you die!”
frank: “when was the last time you were in church?”
ted: “25 years ago, i have not gone back after my confirmation.”
frank: “yes, so tell me again how i am going to h-ll, but you’re not???” “must be nice to be an armchair christian.”
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