Armchair Crusader
not to be confused with an armchair activist or armchair warrior, an armchair crusader is a person who would essentially die for another person unrelated to their life. most often found in cult-of-personalities surrounding larger names, these people would blindly talk up about, defend, and proclaim falsehoods of counter-evidence towards a person’s character, regardless of the relationship between the person and the crusader.
in essence, they would die for a person who doesn’t even know they exist.
any large youtuber has a ton of these. try insulting their character and see how many of them jump to his/her unneeded rescue!
celebrities have many, or even just famed creators of great works (movies, video games, etc.)
proclamationpatient said: jesus christ, pewdiepie is the most annoying thing to ever entertain r-t-rds.
xxarmchaircrusedzer replied: how dare u talk about him like that ur just jelous of his fame and that he has a fan base lol go die plz
proclamationpatient replied: you’re the quintessence of my previous statement.
xxarmchaircrusadzer replied: hahaha just stop ur obv just an hater whoes jelous of him lol ur an idiot for not nowing how to enjoy his great content
(xxarmchaircrusadzer is an armchair crusader)
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