Armed Knobbery


the act of forcibly taking a c-ck into one’s hand and jacking it up and down whilst the mouth slides up and down the shaft in unison or opposition.
billybob: where’s that wh-r- you call a girlfriend?

jeb: campus police caught her blowing one of her professors in the parking lot. she’s down in county lockup… prolly likin’ some stank–ss prison guard sn-tch.

billybob: did they charge her with armed kn-bbery or public inc-cksuckation?

jeb: ha! both.

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