armenian massage
when you go to get a m-ssage and receive the unfortunate news that your m-sseuse is armenian. shortly after, a very large and domineering woman, usually named hilda or helga, walks in and places her greasy hands on the top of your back. she proceeds to m-ssage you, but you cannot help but feel a third thing m-ssaging you, so you look to only see her big floppy c-ck out, and it is actually m-ssaging your -ss. to not be viewed as h-m-s-xual, you tell her to get the f-ck off and she proceeds to beat your -ss and for the next two years your friends give you sh-t for getting your -ss kicked by a girl.
person #1: man i heard you got an armenian m-ssage.
person #2: yeah it f-cking ruined my life.
pape: haha jerk. that sucks for you. man my porsche-a is so much better than your car.
person #2: hey pape go suck a d-ck. and by the way, its porsche and yours is broken.
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