armor


1) a large, generally flat sheet of metal or synthetic alloys worn to prevent the bodily penetration of implements, traditionally sharp and moving at high velocities.

2) anything worn for protection.
the chast-ty belt became armor for her virginity when the rapist came.
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slang for a condom
jordan: joelie do u have armor?

joel: of course safety first!
a slang term in reference to a muscle shirt or wife beater. this usage came from young white trash males with enough muscle build to use the sarcasm of a wife beater being enough protection for battles of any kind. battles including brawling, a long rough night of drinking, unprotected s-x, drunk driving, and slapping around unruly females.
1.)kaustik geared up with his armor to ready himself for another night of belligerence & debauchery.

2.)the crew sported their armor with pride and ready for conflict.
another word for a woman or mans body. usually a reference to everything below the neck
she had some nice armor, but a bad helmet

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