Armpit of Indiana


hammond, indiana.

drive through and see all the derelict factories and boarded-up businesses. there is a slow train that goes through that can stop traffic for quite awhile. unemployment seems high, but property values are down. buy the movie theatre in town for only $40k. go hammond!! be careful, they have vigilant cops on a search for out of state plates.
where’s the armpit of indiana?

answer: hammond

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