army proof


to make something army proof, you take something that is idiot proof, and make the instructions even more explicit and harder to f-ck up.
the mre heating pack has instructions telling you to lean it on a “rock or something”

the claymore mine has “front towards enemy” written on the front.

these are just a few items that have been made army proof
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something so simplistic even the army couldn’t f-ck it up.
ex. 1
bob-“man this this bottle top says ‘twist’ on it!”
joe-“sh-t’s army proof man.”

ex. 2
“dude, this tank is army proof, it says this side up”

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