arse biscuit


something drunk old irish priests say
father ted: “would you like some more tea, father?”
father jack: “-rs- biscuits!”
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originated from “father ted”, often used in conjuction with the phrase b-m-flaps
oh bl–dy -rs- biscuits.
serves u right for being such a b-m-flap.
an -rs- biscuit is usually an insult, it basically translates as your the piece of sh-t, hanging from someones -rs- hair, thats gone crusty like a biscuit! usually a word to insult a man, as women dont tend to get -rs- hair!
your a f-ckin -rs- bisuit
a form of belligerent disagreement to a statement (see also “b-ll-cks!”)
“i think everton are going to win”

“-rs-biscuits!”
an exclamation of annoyance
-rs-biscuits, i’m completely f-cked it up
an exclamation to erm exclaim when something does not go well.
-rs- biscuits! that landed on my foot!

-rs- biscuits! i failed my exam!
noun; meaning t-rd, the plural; “-rs- biscuits!” is most often heard as an expletive.
(upon hitting hand with hammer) “-rs- biscuits!”

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