arse candle
a candle from the -rs-; a t-rd.
after a large steak dinner andrew spent the morning delivering a huge -rs- candle.
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term of abuse coined by chris morris, creator of the day today and br-ss eye
you complete w-nkstains, you utter bunch of -rs-candles
a close friend who has a reputation for being both highly annoying and a little bit gay, and maybe also a little bit of a raconteur.
that m-f- is wack, he’s a real -rs–candle sometimes
a frustrated exclamation.
“hey joe, your computer’s just crashed.”
“-rs-candles!”
someone who looks like they’ve got a candle up their -rs-, or would certainly enjoy the experience
dave you f-cking -rs-candle!
one of the latest revisions of string theory involving spider sp-nk sweat shops
its weaved from the finest -rs- candle
similar to hopi ear-candles in function. these inexpenive and ‘scented’ candles use heat to draw faeces along their hollow shaft.
“i feel constipated, have you seen the -rs-candles?”
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