Arse Carrots
when one goes to a farmers market or large supermarket with the intention of buying large quant-ties of long, skinny, withered looking cheap carrots. the soul intention of this purchase is not to make a stew or soup, but to place the carrots up one’s r-ct-m for self pleasure. each carrot needs to be placed in the garbage after one use, hence why large quant-ties are purchased.
“hey stuart whats with that large bag of carrots you have just bought?. are you making a lovely carrot soup this evening?”
“no steve, these carrots are not of a high quality, so soup is out of the question. i have bought these to i can insert them in my bottom”
“ohh i see, i must remember to get some -rs- carrots myself when i am next at the supermarket”
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