arse grapes
the bulbous purple grape like structures found to be hanging from the -rs- of haemorroid sufferers world-wide.
“geez, my -rs- grapes are playing up big style! i’m off to buy a rubber ring”
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piles.
my -rs- grapes are playing me up.
-rs-grapes (n), inflamed veins around the -rs- hole.
eeh sid, me -rs-grapes are killing in this cold weather.
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