arse wax (ass-wax)


b-m unguent, ring salve. expensive, refined petroleum jelly often scented with eucalyptus or juniper. prevents pant-chaffing & guards against unsightly clag-nuts.
justin has left an -rs–wax smear on his chair.
he doesn’t know his -rs–wax from his c-ck-rub.
mummy, justin won’t share his -rs–wax!

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