Arseholeum
funded by the uk tv licensing fee, a vast tomb where members of the long-suffering public may come to pay their disrespects at the p-ssing of the nation’s most irritating celebrities, dignitaries and politicians. princ-p-lly those who robbed us of so much quality primetime viewing over the years now have a place of final rest where they might be remembered for the slappers, bell-ends and tw-ts many of them came to be during their squalid and worthless lifetimes.
the likes of chris evans, sarah ferguson and gordon brown must surely be knocking on the -rs-holeum door by now. they’ve all been staining our screens for far too long already.
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