arsh merkins
arsh merkins are obviously those merkins whose famblies came to the the u.s. from arland, just like there’s eye-talian merkins, and there’s meskin merkins, and phillypino merkins, and a zillion other kindsa merkins… all part o’ what makes the u.s. a big ole beeyootiful meltin pot.
“yep, his fambly is arsh merkins ‘n’ rushin merkins, & her fambly is balkin merkins ‘n’ berzillion merkins, so it’s gonna be one h-lluva crazy weddin … i speck they’ll be partyin fer a week, easy.”
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