Art History
art history is a cl-ss in which you learn to -n-lyze art. you also learn the history behind said art. it is considered a fairly easy cl-ss to take in college. if you put forth an effort, you’ll actually learn the basics of -n-lyzing art though.
most people do not take into consideration just how boring it can be.
you are looking up art history on urban dictionary because you are trying to do an art history paper and are bored out of your mind.
1.) the most useless major next to philosophy (with about the same number of pretentious douchebags enrolled as well).
2.) a cl-ss to take if you wish to be semi-educated in art without having to put in the effort required to effectively hone an artistic craft.
the majority of my intro. to art history cl-ss last semester was filled with hipsters who were obsessed with andy warhol, lomography, and juxtapoz magazine.
that crazy cl-ss that is still cool cuz you see a lot of happy pictures like the black square
why are you not looking at the pics, you are in my art history cl-ss!
art history is a f-cking liberal arts cl-ss i f-cking have to take if i want to f-cking graduate. f-ck. art history is a cl-ss for martial arts instructors to teach in their spare time (which is all the time apparently) and then they act all weird and f-cking demonstrate neck grabs and act creepy in cl-ss, while showing 2 slides in 3 hours and asking me “where does it start,” to which i reply, “what the f-ck are you f-cking talking about, you stupid tw-t.”
if i skip art history again i am going to f-cking fail.
art history is gay.
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