art scratching
the act of rubbing ones stubbly, unshaven chin against the b-ttocks or around the -n-l area of a willing ‘victim’. named because the main partic-p-nts of this pastime are wannabee boho arty types with bad skin.
geoff: did you see briggsy at ng1 last night?
ringo: why, what happened?
geoff: he held someone down and gave them a right good art scratching. they couldn’t walk properly for the rest of the evening…
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