Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer
a s-xual act that involves the male adopting a naked ‘crab’ like position by leaning backwards and standing on his legs and hands as the partner stimulates the p-n-s using only the inside of their elbow.
evee: hey hannah the inside of your elbow looks red raw did you have a reaction to something?
hannah: oh no, there friction burns i tried out the arthritic crab grapple hammer with owen last night!
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