artificial assimilation
the act of impregnating an animal by artificial means. most commonly: jacking off a willing animal and transporting its s-m-n into an unwilling female animal of the same species.
holy sh-t mark! way to go on the artificial -ssimilation. that cow is as good as pregnant.
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